Evelyn Anite once read a bedtime tale between two guys that went thus;
Bob and Jim met at the bar. Jim says, "You know what, Bob? I want to go back to school for further education."
Jim goes back to school. On his first day, his teacher who tells him he’ll be learning four basic subjects: English, Math, Science, and Logic."
"Logic? What’s that?" he asks. I’ll explain it this way, his teacher says; "Do you have a lawnmower?"
"Yes, I do", Jim replies.
"Well logically, you must have a yard".
"I do have a yard!"
"Then logically, you must have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house!"
"Well then, logically, you must have a wife."
"Oh yes, I do have a wife!"
"Then, logically, you must be heterosexual."
"Hell, yes! I am heterosexual!!!" screams Jim.
Jim is both excited and surprised that his teacher got to know all this stuff about him "just because he did own a lawnmower".
He now believes he understands what logic is all about. At the end of the day he goes to the bar. He can't wait to see Bob again.
"Hey Jim!" (Bob wanted to know what Jim learned). "How was your first day at school?"
"I learned all about English, Math, Science, and Logic."
"Logic? What’s that?"
Well, I’ll give you an example; "Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Then you must be gay."
Anite recounts the tale to an absent-minded Abiriga who is probably still reeling from his haunted past as a UNRF rebel.
"What do you mean?" he prods more.
"Well, let me bring this closer to home"
"Do you support NRM?"
"Then you must be broke".
And just like that, Abiriga got his eureka moment, embarking on a project that would see him paint everything around him yellow. Clothes. Cars. Cows. Cats. Gadgets. Beddings. Et cetera.
So last evening as he was taking his (yellow) Volkswagen beetle for an evening ride, he got a call of nature in the middle of town. Right next to him was an imposing structure whose fence had been given the wrong paint.
"Why should a fence of the mighty Ministry of Finance have DP colors?" he wondered. And that is how he ended up here, giving this unfortunate fence a yellow coat of his pee.